Are you from SQ?

Wah Lau Eh!!!!!!!!!!

This is the lamest opening that I have ever heard from a financial agent!!!
Was waking a slow slow walk from the MRt to the interchange just now...and this guy bounded over to me...

Him: Are you from SQ?
Me: No. (continues walking)
Him: Oh! I mean Singapore Airlines leh! (keeping pace with me)
Me: No. (walk walk walk)
Him: Are you working now?
Me: Yes.
Him: Today is your off day right? (still pacing me)
Me: No.
Him: Wah! Then you mean you dress down so much??? (lags behind when a lady blocks his way)
Me: Yah.(still walking...)
Him: Wah can dress like that ah? Anyway have you heard of XXX? We provide blah blah blah...
Me: No and don't think I want to know. (reaching my bus stop!!!)
Him: Oh but why?? We provide financial services to people, give them advise...
Me: I already have alot of plans. (I can see my bus stop! motivation to walk faster!!)
Him: Oh good what! Then you can sit down and share more with me!! (walks faster too!)
Me: No thanks.
Him: Bu....
Me: No thanks.
Him: Wha...
Me: No thanks.
Him: Woul...
Me: No thanks.

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Had dinner with Enigma last night..
He was speaking french to me all throughout the MRT ride home...Glad to say that I can understand 95% of what he was saying! haha compared to like 5% of what he was saying last time.. ahha...

And the funny thing was..he was gossipping about others on the train..and they wouldn't have understood.. ahhaa