Just saw this message in my Friendster. From a weirdo guy who wants to be a friend.
Lol. Perhaps his account was hijacked by some other weirdo.
Mobile number & full name has been sanitised just in case I am accused of blasting out other people's numbers.
(1) His grasp of the English lingo is quite lacking.
(2) Who starts off a "pick-up" email by tlaking about panadols & peanut lotus soup??????
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Good evening.just woken up from sleep after getting home at about 5plus .bit unwell so eaten two panadol after that go to sleep .you ended your wrk? just eaten dinner .eaten rice with peanut lotus soup for dinner.drink plenty of water as weather quite hot and stuffy.mind be a friend ?.let me intro myself first ... Andy XXXX XX here, 23yrs old Singapore Chinese guy , height 1.72m n weight 60kg .
Short profile of myself. Single.staying woodlands area .completed army last year sep . wrking in outdoor sale line for coke. Tend to care for others more and also be truthful to others .wrking hard and hope to get my car licence so can drive mitsubishi lancer .love to eat dim sum and drink Soya bean.hardly clubbing , maybe once a year ,no smoking .Sincerely hope you give me chance to know you more.sometime do help out in housechores.always tend to care put others ahead before me.i do drink but it like only abt twice in half a year .me quite love to eat nice food
hi . my friendtser always very hard to access in . log off suddenly . keep on trying to log in so can send you this message you can sms me at 8222XXXX if you don mind .Sincerely hope able to recieve your sms .
Am i allowed bring you cross over to malaysia to eat next time or perhap in time to come ?Do known of famous stall selling herbal roast duck , japanese food , secret recipe and also bu kut teh.next time bring you go try .you like bu kut teh ?
When you are free i make fried "BEER" chicken wing for you to try .
sincerely hope can bring you go eat nice food next time
2 comments:
Wow , I'm impressed. He manages to sound sweet and psychotic all at the same time.
precisely, wonder how long he took to hone his skills...or maybe he has it in him all along.....*shudder*
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