Thursday, October 31, 2013

Awkward Conversations

Filipino helper just walked in on me expressing my milk. By now I'm immune to flashing my chest at any and all ladies. While her English is passable, sometimes it is still hard to understand her.

She: Mam, small. *points vaguely at my belly/chest area*
Me: Huh? U mean my belly is getting smaller?
She: No. Small. *points to my chest and the breast pump*
Me: ???
She: Small, milk. 
Me: ???

We kind of switched topics after this because she couldn't convey her thought and I couldn't comprehend her. 

But. There can only be two ways to interpret "Small, milk". 

One, she's trying to say my boobs are small. If so, fml. 

Two, she's trying to say I have little milk flow. In which case, fml too. 

Hmmm....

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