Some phrases for Vday??
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
You've screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I'm dreaming,
That's why I wake up screaming.
3. Kind, loving, intelligent and hot,
This describes everything you're not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you cos I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other,
Thats was until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to fee your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, your eyes!
Damn, I'm good at telling lies.
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except maybe "go to hell".
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