Auntie Conversations

I need to record this down for posterity. One of the most hilarious of auntie exchanges I've heard in a long time.

I was in the ladies at Parkway Parade eariler this evening. I was washing my hands at the sink when two Chinese aunties came in and they each went into a cubicle.

Very soon after, there was a flushing sound emanating from one of the cubicles.

Auntie 1: Eh, ler ho liao ah?? (Hey, you're done already??)
Auntie 2: Ya, pang jio nia mah. (Ya, just peeing only what.)
Auntie 1: Wah lau, an zua ler an ni geen? Wah doh ah buay teng kor go leh!! (Wah lau, how come you're so fast? I have not even taken off my pants!)


Another Chinese woman and myself started smiling at each other at the sinks lol....