Motherhood is when you.....

• get so tired from the lack of sleep and from the interrupted sleep that you end up using your body wash as a shampoo...
• start humming children's songs and ditties when walking by yourself...
• start putting your children's needs above everything else...
• realise even more how important family is...
• forget to shave ever so often and rely on your cardigan as protection in case your colleagues get scared shitless by your stubby pits...
• plan your meals and outings around kids' schedules and preferences...
• start getting referred to as someone's mummy instead of your own name...
• see another mother struggling with her kid and you give her a knowing encouraging smile...
• really hone your multi-tasking skills...
• get so frustrated you shout at your child...only to feel god-damn guilty about it 2 minutes later...
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