99.9% of men are jerks.
I'm feeling hot now. A gf just found out during lunch that a guy whom she was relatively close to actually has a gf. But his behaviour to her doesn't say so at all.
He goes out with her late at night and holds her hands.
I don't understand. I can't understand why.
Why do guys always choose to think with their lesser head? I mean WTF lor...
You have someone faithfully waiting for you. Yet you happily skip along outside and pick other flowers to munch on. Seriously wtf??
Why can't you just cherish the one who's been with you for so long?
Why can't you just be loyal to one????
I was telling her. I feel like frying his dick.
It's a good thing things didn't get too far between them...and it's a bloody good thing she found out now and not later when more feelings are involved.
When such things happen to you and people around you...
Or when you know of such infidelities going around.
It really sucks optimism out of you in one huge gaping breath and leaves you gasping in despair.
And what's left? Jaded-ness? A more guarded heart? Less openness?
Perhaps I've been in denial. Perhaps I've always been too airy fairy.
Perhaps the hopeless romantic in me refused to open my eyes to such things.
The past year and a half has forced the naive me to see things in a fluorescent light.
Bright and clear. Yet paradoxically darker and more ominious at the same time.
The reality of these things really breaks my heart.
Am feeling darn upset now.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
En Route to Being WELL and DANDY
Antibiotics makes a difference...:)
Fever's 99% kicked out from my system...
The only nagging thing is the blocked nose...Hmm mm...
The Randomness of It All
I received a tag via facebook today...I was supposed to have written 16 random things about myself and then tag 16 others to do the same.
I guess, I don't listen to instructions very well cos I decided to just write my thoughts down here instead lol.
Some stuff you might already know...some you might not...
Oh well, here goes...
#1 I like colours..green, yellow, red, pink, blue...but I usually end up wearing white or black
#2 My favourite English word is "sardonic" hence my online moniker "sardonica"
#3 I am obsessed with making lists, of all sorts
#4 I might not look like it but I am really a homebody
#5 My Chinese name means "US Dollars"..hiakzz...
#6 I have this thing for cute guys who can sing and play the guitar (or any other musical instrument for that matter)
#7 I wish I had more courage and drive to do greater things
#8 The worst time to approach me for a favour is when I just got out of bed
#9 I am a procrastinator, a very bad one
#10 I can sit at a cafe and people-watch for hours
#11 I express myself more easily in words than speech
#12 I love notebooks and I've a bad habit of buying new ones when I already have a pile of them at home
#13 I used to have imaginary pet dogs, 20 of them
#14 I am a Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and National Geographic kid
#15 When I close my eyes, a whole new world opens up beneath my eyelids, sights, sounds colours..
#16 I fall in love easily and I fall in love with love easily too..I guess..I'm a hopeless romantic
I guess, I don't listen to instructions very well cos I decided to just write my thoughts down here instead lol.
Some stuff you might already know...some you might not...
Oh well, here goes...
#1 I like colours..green, yellow, red, pink, blue...but I usually end up wearing white or black
#2 My favourite English word is "sardonic" hence my online moniker "sardonica"
#3 I am obsessed with making lists, of all sorts
#4 I might not look like it but I am really a homebody
#5 My Chinese name means "US Dollars"..hiakzz...
#6 I have this thing for cute guys who can sing and play the guitar (or any other musical instrument for that matter)
#7 I wish I had more courage and drive to do greater things
#8 The worst time to approach me for a favour is when I just got out of bed
#9 I am a procrastinator, a very bad one
#10 I can sit at a cafe and people-watch for hours
#11 I express myself more easily in words than speech
#12 I love notebooks and I've a bad habit of buying new ones when I already have a pile of them at home
#13 I used to have imaginary pet dogs, 20 of them
#14 I am a Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and National Geographic kid
#15 When I close my eyes, a whole new world opens up beneath my eyelids, sights, sounds colours..
#16 I fall in love easily and I fall in love with love easily too..I guess..I'm a hopeless romantic
Shell the Entrepreneur?
I received a business proposition today.
It was a casual one though. Came up during a chat with my brother.
At this moment in time, things are at a very airy fairy stage. i.e. TALK and just TALK.
We both agreed to do some simple research about this possible business venture first before going into more in-depth stuff.
It's a franchise from the US. If I were to go into it, I'd be more of a sleeping partner but might undertake some of the PR and marcomms stuff. BD is his forte and he'd be the best person to do it. Operations wise...we've not come to that haha..
Hmm mm....this is interesting. But at this point, I am not 100% convinced about the viability of the business...We'll see how it goes we'll see how it goes...
If he's really keen and can convince me, the sceptical one, then perhaps 2009 or 2010 shall see me fulfilling one of my obscure dreams of becoming an entrepreneur...lol.
It was a casual one though. Came up during a chat with my brother.
At this moment in time, things are at a very airy fairy stage. i.e. TALK and just TALK.
We both agreed to do some simple research about this possible business venture first before going into more in-depth stuff.
It's a franchise from the US. If I were to go into it, I'd be more of a sleeping partner but might undertake some of the PR and marcomms stuff. BD is his forte and he'd be the best person to do it. Operations wise...we've not come to that haha..
Hmm mm....this is interesting. But at this point, I am not 100% convinced about the viability of the business...We'll see how it goes we'll see how it goes...
If he's really keen and can convince me, the sceptical one, then perhaps 2009 or 2010 shall see me fulfilling one of my obscure dreams of becoming an entrepreneur...lol.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
chez doctor...
The weather's so good now..
The wind, the sun and the white fluffy clouds in the sky!
Oh I should be in Sentosa now or blading in Pasir Ris Park or running in the park near my house!!!
When will this dumb fever subside..? :(
Just went to see the doc again..
He mentioned that my company's doctor is "dumb" cos he didn't give me antibiotics haha...
Anyway, I've been set back by $40 bucks...
Hope this clears my system within these 2 days...
The wind, the sun and the white fluffy clouds in the sky!
Oh I should be in Sentosa now or blading in Pasir Ris Park or running in the park near my house!!!
When will this dumb fever subside..? :(
Just went to see the doc again..
He mentioned that my company's doctor is "dumb" cos he didn't give me antibiotics haha...
Anyway, I've been set back by $40 bucks...
Hope this clears my system within these 2 days...
Friday, January 23, 2009
Ugh..
Freaked out early this morning...
My fever went up to 39.2 degrees at 515am..
Gosh, I've never burned so hot before...Was tossing in bed feeling very uncomfy :(
Woke to take medication at 5am and discovered I was feeling faint..
Hate this feeling man..Aches & pains plus a constant state of grogginess..
Hope the fever clears by tomorrow.
It was 38.2 around 6pm..dropped to 37.8 around 8pm and then down to 37.3 at 9pm...
I apparently have some clashes with the Year of the Rat..
But I didn't expect the clash to be that great man...It's like as if it doesn't want to let me have it easy even in the last few days of the Year of the Rat...zzzz....
Sounding croaky still..hmm...
Cough's almost gone but the nose is starting to drip haha...
My fever went up to 39.2 degrees at 515am..
Gosh, I've never burned so hot before...Was tossing in bed feeling very uncomfy :(
Woke to take medication at 5am and discovered I was feeling faint..
Hate this feeling man..Aches & pains plus a constant state of grogginess..
Hope the fever clears by tomorrow.
It was 38.2 around 6pm..dropped to 37.8 around 8pm and then down to 37.3 at 9pm...
I apparently have some clashes with the Year of the Rat..
But I didn't expect the clash to be that great man...It's like as if it doesn't want to let me have it easy even in the last few days of the Year of the Rat...zzzz....
Sounding croaky still..hmm...
Cough's almost gone but the nose is starting to drip haha...
Thursday, January 22, 2009
bleah
Looking at the fiscal calendar
08 ended on a not good note.
09 started on a not good note either...
Looking at the Lunar calendar...
Rat ended on a not good note...
Hope Ox will start on a very good note...
I fell sick. Woke with aches all over. Felt a little feverish but I thought I could handle it...
Was still managing alright except for the irritating aches...
Went back to office after lunch and I think the fever just ran loose...
Went to a doc and had 2 days MC...which is just as good since it caters for a long break for me...
Supposed to have met the man for dinner. Had to cancel.
Ended up cooking mee sua for myself....parents are out karaoke-ing and dancing at Aranda Country Club...
Just measured my temperature..It's around 37.6 or 37.7 still..
Didn't quite subside since the afternoon..Hope it goes away tomorrow...
My apologies for sounding absolutely down these past months...
But when things go down...they'll go up eventually right?
Hmm mm...
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Puff Puff Pant Pant
It's been two weeks since I last went for a simple run...
Went for one just now...very slow very short...
But I had company today.
Ran with Bro Kel...
And he was sweet enough to slow down for me...though errr, a little paiseh cos I think he was just cruising along hahha...
Ran, rested, ran again, walked, ran again...
I covered 3.2km today in total? haha..
Went for one just now...very slow very short...
But I had company today.
Ran with Bro Kel...
And he was sweet enough to slow down for me...though errr, a little paiseh cos I think he was just cruising along hahha...
Ran, rested, ran again, walked, ran again...
I covered 3.2km today in total? haha..
Monday, January 19, 2009
You pay $0.30 more and I'll Give You the Big COCK!
OMG. The power of Singlish!
I swear I was laughing like a hyena!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Milk
I was quite enamoured with the show Milk...
The movie about Harvey Milk...the first openly gay man to have been voted into public office in the US.
After watching it on Wednesday night..I spent that night itself surfing the net..
Watching Youtube vidoes of him..listening to some of his speeches...
I read articles and his biography online..
I even discussed stuff with Kelvin H. He got influenced by me and started watching vids of Milk online too haha...
I read about his Hope speech..his life in Castro Street...
I read about his ingenuity and ability to see things beyond which others can't...
I read about his political struggles and his perserverence amidst such strong opposition and criticism...
I read about how he fought and won..how he challenged and won...how he encouraged the underdogs to come out and fight for their own rights..
It was very very interesting. Very very interesting.
2 days later and I am still talking about it.
I'm glad the movie was very very factual.
I loved how it was interspersed with real video snippets from Milk's era...the 1970s.
It all adds to the realness of it all.
I liked how they paid attention to the casting of the actors...
Each actor played out his character to true form...as evidenced by the real photos of those characters shown at the end of the movie...
And as evidenced by what I had read about them in online articles...
I watched the movie and then I read the whole (well almost) history of it all..
Everything was almost true to form...right down to the fonts used on the placards of Milk's campaign posters...
Right down to the shirt he wore when he gave his speech at an event..
Right down to the hair and moustaches...
Right down to the actual jokes which Harvey Milk made last time whilst on a live TV programme...
Right down to the way he was assasinated..
There was almost nothing which was fabricated just to add to the commercial appeal of the movie...It was a good biography and just that.
Plain and simple. No added pizazz or fanfare.
Which is wonderful considering the amount of commercialism and fabrication and surrealism in the movies of now...
I thought Sean Penn did an impeccable job of voicing Harvey Milk. And I thought he did a darn good job of bringing Harvey Milk to life in the movie.
Despair, satire, happiness, hope, fun, sadness, strength, confusion, tiredness, lust...
He did it all with an open and sincere heart...
Lovely show.
Simple disclaimers:
Might be abit draggy for some...
Might be abit strange for others cos of the homosexual scenes (which actually came up to alot of scenes)..
Might be abit boring for yet some others...
The movie about Harvey Milk...the first openly gay man to have been voted into public office in the US.
After watching it on Wednesday night..I spent that night itself surfing the net..
Watching Youtube vidoes of him..listening to some of his speeches...
I read articles and his biography online..
I even discussed stuff with Kelvin H. He got influenced by me and started watching vids of Milk online too haha...
I read about his Hope speech..his life in Castro Street...
I read about his ingenuity and ability to see things beyond which others can't...
I read about his political struggles and his perserverence amidst such strong opposition and criticism...
I read about how he fought and won..how he challenged and won...how he encouraged the underdogs to come out and fight for their own rights..
It was very very interesting. Very very interesting.
2 days later and I am still talking about it.
I'm glad the movie was very very factual.
I loved how it was interspersed with real video snippets from Milk's era...the 1970s.
It all adds to the realness of it all.
I liked how they paid attention to the casting of the actors...
Each actor played out his character to true form...as evidenced by the real photos of those characters shown at the end of the movie...
And as evidenced by what I had read about them in online articles...
I watched the movie and then I read the whole (well almost) history of it all..
Everything was almost true to form...right down to the fonts used on the placards of Milk's campaign posters...
Right down to the shirt he wore when he gave his speech at an event..
Right down to the hair and moustaches...
Right down to the actual jokes which Harvey Milk made last time whilst on a live TV programme...
Right down to the way he was assasinated..
There was almost nothing which was fabricated just to add to the commercial appeal of the movie...It was a good biography and just that.
Plain and simple. No added pizazz or fanfare.
Which is wonderful considering the amount of commercialism and fabrication and surrealism in the movies of now...
I thought Sean Penn did an impeccable job of voicing Harvey Milk. And I thought he did a darn good job of bringing Harvey Milk to life in the movie.
Despair, satire, happiness, hope, fun, sadness, strength, confusion, tiredness, lust...
He did it all with an open and sincere heart...
Lovely show.
Simple disclaimers:
Might be abit draggy for some...
Might be abit strange for others cos of the homosexual scenes (which actually came up to alot of scenes)..
Might be abit boring for yet some others...
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Human Rights
Watched Milk with some colleagues just now.
Very interesting show..some people might not have liked the intimate scenes between guys...very sexual, very intimate...
I think Sean Penn did a great job in the movie...
Anyway, here's a video on Human Rights...I think it's rather cool...
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
French Delf A2 Exam
Voila! I love Benoit!! hahaha..
Benoit was the teacher who took me for my French Delf A2 oral exam...Back on 2 December 2008
He's a Korean fella who was born and bred in France..39 years of age, not very tlal but tanned and cute in a way...but super "ji-hong" aka flirtatious..
He gave me full marks for my oral!!!!!! 25/25
Hahhahaa and for that, I love him for his frivolity in handingout marks lol..
Test Results
Writing: Comprehension - 20/25
Writing: Production - 20.5/25
Listening Comprehension - 22/25
Oral - 25/25
Whee!!! I passed with 87.5/100!!
Muahhaa..
One bright spark in my otherwise grey mood...
Benoit was the teacher who took me for my French Delf A2 oral exam...Back on 2 December 2008
He's a Korean fella who was born and bred in France..39 years of age, not very tlal but tanned and cute in a way...but super "ji-hong" aka flirtatious..
He gave me full marks for my oral!!!!!! 25/25
Hahhahaa and for that, I love him for his frivolity in handingout marks lol..
Test Results
Writing: Comprehension - 20/25
Writing: Production - 20.5/25
Listening Comprehension - 22/25
Oral - 25/25
Whee!!! I passed with 87.5/100!!
Muahhaa..
One bright spark in my otherwise grey mood...
Monday, January 12, 2009
Le Bureau...The Office
Major shake-up.
There's gonna be a major re-org in the division.
Each one of the 90-odd staff in the division will be affected. In one way or another.
The Deputy Director General (aka 3rd highest man in the whole organisation) will be giving a briefing tomorrow afternoon.
On who's going where, who's gonna do what now.
Who's gonna get screwed big time.
And what's the new org structure of each department in this division.
I've heard some rumours already.
Plus the boss gaveme a sneak preview of some things to come.
As long as there's no major impact on me.
I think I'm fine.
Hmm.
Hope so.
There's gonna be a major re-org in the division.
Each one of the 90-odd staff in the division will be affected. In one way or another.
The Deputy Director General (aka 3rd highest man in the whole organisation) will be giving a briefing tomorrow afternoon.
On who's going where, who's gonna do what now.
Who's gonna get screwed big time.
And what's the new org structure of each department in this division.
I've heard some rumours already.
Plus the boss gaveme a sneak preview of some things to come.
As long as there's no major impact on me.
I think I'm fine.
Hmm.
Hope so.
knn
Talk is cheap.
So very cheap.
The mouth can rattle off a zillion things.
But mean just one big zilch.
And for a seasoned player like you.
I guess it comes naturally.
Damn it XH.
Don't take me for a fool.
WTF.
Food Glorious Food
I had alot of good food last week...
Quite astonishing for a food conscious fella like me...
Which explains why I have 3 big pimples on my left cheek now..argh.
Quite astonishing for a food conscious fella like me...
Which explains why I have 3 big pimples on my left cheek now..argh.
Thursday night was a crab session at Joo Chiat..
We ordered 5 medium-sized crabs for about errrr...6 of us haha...
Apart from the crabs, there were other stuff...
venison! my fav!
rojak ...they had strawberries in it..interesting...
mee goreng
healthy veggies!! finally something healthy haha...
Went with some of my colleagues..and after dinner...we went for durians..
Let's just say I was forced to go with them.
BUT I REFUSED TO TAKE ANY OF THE PUTRID STUFF. hehe...
Saturday night was a meaty & seafoody grill session at Charcoal within the St James compound...Tuna sliches, beef, bacon, beef tongue, pork chop, chicken, korubuta pork, scallop soup, potato, salad, abalone,
Aw man, you name it...
Lots of seafood, lots of meat
Equals
Loads of cholesterol and well, pimples.
Charcoal is a lovely place to go to if you're into food, eating slowly, and cooking your own stuff...Lovely lovely....
Too bad no pics this timer ound...not yet at least haha...
Thoughts
Blading went well yesterday.
Shall keep my promise to myself...to learn cycling after I am done with learning blading.
I think the art of learning new things nowadays...is not to feel too conscious of yourself.
Just relax and enjoy things.
Voila...jiayou to me..!
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I have mastered the art of getting high and enjoying yourself, without the need for alcohol to boost your intoxication.
Was at St James on Saturday night. I only had 2 glasses of vodka lime. Stopped myself from drinking anything further.
And I still had a good time whilst the rest felt abit bored...claimed they weren't high cos not enough alcohol in their system...
I guess at times, fun is how u create it for yourself...
Sylvester was great in his performances...wonderful.
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There are dark days ahead.
The division is undergoing a re-org.
Personal life is abit shaky.
Floodgates seem to have opened up quite abit.
Volatile start to the new year.
Shall keep my promise to myself...to learn cycling after I am done with learning blading.
I think the art of learning new things nowadays...is not to feel too conscious of yourself.
Just relax and enjoy things.
Voila...jiayou to me..!
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I have mastered the art of getting high and enjoying yourself, without the need for alcohol to boost your intoxication.
Was at St James on Saturday night. I only had 2 glasses of vodka lime. Stopped myself from drinking anything further.
And I still had a good time whilst the rest felt abit bored...claimed they weren't high cos not enough alcohol in their system...
I guess at times, fun is how u create it for yourself...
Sylvester was great in his performances...wonderful.
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There are dark days ahead.
The division is undergoing a re-org.
Personal life is abit shaky.
Floodgates seem to have opened up quite abit.
Volatile start to the new year.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Work Work Work?
And so, the retirement age might be raised to 65 soon.
I've not even reached 30 yet.
Wonder if they'll raise it to 70 or 75 by the time I hit 40 years old.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Bull Shit Queen
So tak glam.
I'm unceremoniously listed as Bull Shit Queen in Danile's MSN nick today...
The nick said "I just realised my friend is a Bull Shit Queen!!!"
zzzzz....
Fragrant Rice
And while Madonna & Craig David accompany me whilst at work...
Jay Chou accompanies to and from work...
One of my fav songs from his latest album..
The vid's interesting cos there's English translation to the lyrics..
I didn't realise how meaningful the lyrics were till I read them in English...
Lovely lovely lyrics..
Enjoy...:)
Miles Away - Madonna
Another one of the lovely songs accompanying me at work..
"I just woke up from a plesant dream"
"You'll never will believe the things that I have seen"
Insomnia - Craig David
My latest fav song..
Wonderful music to keep you awake whilst working..and Class 95 has been doing me lots of favours by playing it about twice a day at least...;p
"Baby I can't sleep till you're next to me"
"Honey I stayed up till you're next to me"
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Twitterings
I bought myself a green top again..
Which brings it to a total of 8-9 green tops which I have lol..
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I spent close to an hour helping Daniel out just now over MSN...
What was I helping him out with?
His appraisal...Gosh...I should have charged him consultancy fees...
That goondu din't even know how to start writing his own appraisal..even though his company gave him questions to answer...
Gave him some pointers...and before I knew it..I was drafting paragraphs and edting his text...
Lol...He called me the "Bull Shit Queen" cos I was already smoking out lotsa stuff even befpre he gave me his actual job description to build on...lol..
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Wah lau, give Gong Li a break lah...
She's human too right..She has her own choices and her wn path to walk...
Who are you to insult or condemn her if she chooses to give up her own nationality to become a Singaporean..?? Sheesh...
Everything is about choices...
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I suddenly feel empty.
Not quite sure what to do at night now but to blog lol...
No more "Little Nonya" to watch...hmmmm...
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Heading for crabs this Thursday...The one at Still Road...:)
Hehe...Colleagues are such sinful people actually...They psycho you to go such places to gorge hahhahaha...
Which brings it to a total of 8-9 green tops which I have lol..
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I spent close to an hour helping Daniel out just now over MSN...
What was I helping him out with?
His appraisal...Gosh...I should have charged him consultancy fees...
That goondu din't even know how to start writing his own appraisal..even though his company gave him questions to answer...
Gave him some pointers...and before I knew it..I was drafting paragraphs and edting his text...
Lol...He called me the "Bull Shit Queen" cos I was already smoking out lotsa stuff even befpre he gave me his actual job description to build on...lol..
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Wah lau, give Gong Li a break lah...
She's human too right..She has her own choices and her wn path to walk...
Who are you to insult or condemn her if she chooses to give up her own nationality to become a Singaporean..?? Sheesh...
Everything is about choices...
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I suddenly feel empty.
Not quite sure what to do at night now but to blog lol...
No more "Little Nonya" to watch...hmmmm...
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Heading for crabs this Thursday...The one at Still Road...:)
Hehe...Colleagues are such sinful people actually...They psycho you to go such places to gorge hahhahaha...
Joseph
I had lunch with Joseph today...
Lol, I seem to have a knack of making friends with my ex-vendors...
Uber nice guy..but also uber busy haha...
He was on the phone for at least 20% of the time when we were having lunch...
But it was nice to catch up...:)
Lol, I seem to have a knack of making friends with my ex-vendors...
Uber nice guy..but also uber busy haha...
He was on the phone for at least 20% of the time when we were having lunch...
But it was nice to catch up...:)
I love my friends...
MJ
We do disappearing acts to each other...but we know we have each other in our minds and hearts..I know I can find him if I need shoulder to cry on..And this is the only guy ever to have cried in front of me..lol...14 years and going strong..
PQ & Ally
I've said enough about these two in previous posts...but MUACKSS to them!
15 years and going strong..
TH
This fella's a tough one...We used to be close after my JC and during his 2nd year poly..
Grew apart..and then voila grew close again.. haha..my ex-drinking buddy..He was the first person I went to Harry's Bar at Esplanade with..hehe..15 years and going strong too!
Daniel
My drinking buddy, my "if I can't find anyone I know I can find you" buddy, my gossip kaki, my makan buddy, my my my...oh well..from our pageant to hallball to "cry over the phone" days..
It's funny how we broke up with our partners at about the same time and then got attached to our current partners at about the same time too..lol..10 years and going strong!!
Chiewz
My beautiful SQ girl haha..I could never do without her in uni days or hostel days...She was my light during those days..Needless to say, we were FYP mates...Things grew apart after each went different paths..but the least is that we still try..and we know we're there for each other when the time comes...10 years and going strong!
Kym & XL
Lol, what can I say about these two? From our pageant days to hallball days...from our Sentosa days to our Ice Cold Beer days...Happy for them that they're finally married haha...10 years and going strong!!
HB
This is a love-hate relationship lol..as are with most ex-couples...He irks me so much but yet there's also this bond between us that I think time cannot erase..He calls when he knows I am feeling down..Happy for him that he's happily attached now...10 years and going strong...
Eddie
Oh what can I say? We were inseparable during our year one schooldays in uni that people thought we were a couple...The other FYP of mine..One of the few guys who has seen me cry real badly..and the only friend of mine ever to have seen me with electrodes stuck on my head..He brought me two tubs of ice-cream when I was in SGH last time and sat there eating with me..We hardly see each other these days..but well...10 years and going strong...
Enigma
This here is yet another love-hate relationship haha...from our forum days...virtual friends to real-life buddies...We can say dumb things and know each won't mind..virtual friends for 5 years before we finally met up....8 years and gong strong...
Ginger, Selin, Ee Hong, Lydia, Tricia, Sashi
5 Duckie ladies and 1 associate member haha...I can't remember all the places we've been to for our once-in-a-while gatherings but I can remember most of them haha..the gossips, teasings, laughter and corniess of it all...6 years and going strong..!
Kel
Lol, my man's buddy...and my lovely MSN buddy..love those intense eyes of his haha..huge & sibei full of expression haha...5 years and going strong...
Burong
This is what we call each other..aw..I love this birdie of mine....hip old man haha..nah, kidding. He's just um, 44 this year? Lol..A 15 year age-gap doesn't hinder what I can talk to him about..anything and everything under the sun..I won't hesitate to tell him if I have a pimple on my bum...and he totally cracks me up..5 years and going strong...
Chloe
My babe...my MSN buddy, my "let's talk about sex" buddy..my gossip kaki..my "let's talk silly things till we die laughing" buddy...Aw man. She understands my crap..my silly jokes...and when we get going, she cracks me up real bad haha...5 years and going strong!
Kyne, Cher, Eric, Yang
My French classmates..they keep me sane in class...I admire Cher's drive and energy..Kyne & Yang's street-smartness...and Eric's steadfastness and down-to-earth-ness..Lovely people...and they are hilarious when they want to be haha...2 years and going strong!!
HC
Lovely guy, lovely colleague..Am glad for the bond that we have...Is it also cos he's a Dragon and I'm a Monkey? These two animal zodiacs are supposed to get along real well together...lol...be it a business partnership or in a relationship..He knows when I'm down in office and will pop by and do silly things to make me laugh haha..1 year 4 months and going strong!
Blurry
Love-hate relationship again..But we do get along maybe cos I can be as uncouth as he is lol...It's no wonder why his pet name for me is "Lian"..We have shared some bonds here and there..He can be serious when he wants to but most of the time, he's just an idiot lol...1 year 4 months and going strong...
Bull
We got along really well..till baseless rumours in office sorta made us drift apart..but I think I've bared more soul to him than to anyone else in office..Am kinda sad that we don't really hang out these days..in fact for the past few months...but well...1 year 4 months and (hopefully) going strong...
Sand, Kel, Jane, Cedric, KH, Henry, Serene, Erwin, BK
Lol...My lunch kakis!! Well most of them anyway..Birthday celebrations..mindless chatter..nonsensical ribbings...lol..these people have put lotsa smile on my face during dreary office days..1 year 4 months and going strong!!
There are others...
Each of whom occupy a special place in my heart...
Some are lost, perhaps to be found one day again..or perhaps lost forever to the wind....
Some are just hiding in the shadows but every ready to leap up when you need them...
So many who have touched my lives in one way or another...difficult to mention each and every single one of them...
We do disappearing acts to each other...but we know we have each other in our minds and hearts..I know I can find him if I need shoulder to cry on..And this is the only guy ever to have cried in front of me..lol...14 years and going strong..
PQ & Ally
I've said enough about these two in previous posts...but MUACKSS to them!
15 years and going strong..
TH
This fella's a tough one...We used to be close after my JC and during his 2nd year poly..
Grew apart..and then voila grew close again.. haha..my ex-drinking buddy..He was the first person I went to Harry's Bar at Esplanade with..hehe..15 years and going strong too!
Daniel
My drinking buddy, my "if I can't find anyone I know I can find you" buddy, my gossip kaki, my makan buddy, my my my...oh well..from our pageant to hallball to "cry over the phone" days..
It's funny how we broke up with our partners at about the same time and then got attached to our current partners at about the same time too..lol..10 years and going strong!!
Chiewz
My beautiful SQ girl haha..I could never do without her in uni days or hostel days...She was my light during those days..Needless to say, we were FYP mates...Things grew apart after each went different paths..but the least is that we still try..and we know we're there for each other when the time comes...10 years and going strong!
Kym & XL
Lol, what can I say about these two? From our pageant days to hallball days...from our Sentosa days to our Ice Cold Beer days...Happy for them that they're finally married haha...10 years and going strong!!
HB
This is a love-hate relationship lol..as are with most ex-couples...He irks me so much but yet there's also this bond between us that I think time cannot erase..He calls when he knows I am feeling down..Happy for him that he's happily attached now...10 years and going strong...
Eddie
Oh what can I say? We were inseparable during our year one schooldays in uni that people thought we were a couple...The other FYP of mine..One of the few guys who has seen me cry real badly..and the only friend of mine ever to have seen me with electrodes stuck on my head..He brought me two tubs of ice-cream when I was in SGH last time and sat there eating with me..We hardly see each other these days..but well...10 years and going strong...
Enigma
This here is yet another love-hate relationship haha...from our forum days...virtual friends to real-life buddies...We can say dumb things and know each won't mind..virtual friends for 5 years before we finally met up....8 years and gong strong...
Ginger, Selin, Ee Hong, Lydia, Tricia, Sashi
5 Duckie ladies and 1 associate member haha...I can't remember all the places we've been to for our once-in-a-while gatherings but I can remember most of them haha..the gossips, teasings, laughter and corniess of it all...6 years and going strong..!
Kel
Lol, my man's buddy...and my lovely MSN buddy..love those intense eyes of his haha..huge & sibei full of expression haha...5 years and going strong...
Burong
This is what we call each other..aw..I love this birdie of mine....hip old man haha..nah, kidding. He's just um, 44 this year? Lol..A 15 year age-gap doesn't hinder what I can talk to him about..anything and everything under the sun..I won't hesitate to tell him if I have a pimple on my bum...and he totally cracks me up..5 years and going strong...
Chloe
My babe...my MSN buddy, my "let's talk about sex" buddy..my gossip kaki..my "let's talk silly things till we die laughing" buddy...Aw man. She understands my crap..my silly jokes...and when we get going, she cracks me up real bad haha...5 years and going strong!
Kyne, Cher, Eric, Yang
My French classmates..they keep me sane in class...I admire Cher's drive and energy..Kyne & Yang's street-smartness...and Eric's steadfastness and down-to-earth-ness..Lovely people...and they are hilarious when they want to be haha...2 years and going strong!!
HC
Lovely guy, lovely colleague..Am glad for the bond that we have...Is it also cos he's a Dragon and I'm a Monkey? These two animal zodiacs are supposed to get along real well together...lol...be it a business partnership or in a relationship..He knows when I'm down in office and will pop by and do silly things to make me laugh haha..1 year 4 months and going strong!
Blurry
Love-hate relationship again..But we do get along maybe cos I can be as uncouth as he is lol...It's no wonder why his pet name for me is "Lian"..We have shared some bonds here and there..He can be serious when he wants to but most of the time, he's just an idiot lol...1 year 4 months and going strong...
Bull
We got along really well..till baseless rumours in office sorta made us drift apart..but I think I've bared more soul to him than to anyone else in office..Am kinda sad that we don't really hang out these days..in fact for the past few months...but well...1 year 4 months and (hopefully) going strong...
Sand, Kel, Jane, Cedric, KH, Henry, Serene, Erwin, BK
Lol...My lunch kakis!! Well most of them anyway..Birthday celebrations..mindless chatter..nonsensical ribbings...lol..these people have put lotsa smile on my face during dreary office days..1 year 4 months and going strong!!
There are others...
Each of whom occupy a special place in my heart...
Some are lost, perhaps to be found one day again..or perhaps lost forever to the wind....
Some are just hiding in the shadows but every ready to leap up when you need them...
So many who have touched my lives in one way or another...difficult to mention each and every single one of them...
I think Facebook is amazing...
I recently discovered a hostel mate knows my eldest cousin and sees her more frequently than I haha...
I recently discovered a friend's friend..my acquaintance..knows Ally. Apparently they were poly 1st year classmates...Bro Kel, in case you're wondering who...it's Weide.
I also discovered another distant cousin of mine and her husband knows an ex-faculty mate of mine...and also knows one of my ex-colleagues...They all apparently go back a looooong way lol...
And yes, I just renewed a friendship with a senior from hostel...I didn't really know Soo Kng well back when we were in hostel..I just knew he was this uber smart guy, tall and thin and mad about cycling haha...We've recently been corresponding through FB and wah, this fella's now a phd holder and still as mad about cycling as ever haha...
Singapore is real small...
And yes, it's nice to know people still remember who you are....even after so long...
I recently discovered a hostel mate knows my eldest cousin and sees her more frequently than I haha...
I recently discovered a friend's friend..my acquaintance..knows Ally. Apparently they were poly 1st year classmates...Bro Kel, in case you're wondering who...it's Weide.
I also discovered another distant cousin of mine and her husband knows an ex-faculty mate of mine...and also knows one of my ex-colleagues...They all apparently go back a looooong way lol...
And yes, I just renewed a friendship with a senior from hostel...I didn't really know Soo Kng well back when we were in hostel..I just knew he was this uber smart guy, tall and thin and mad about cycling haha...We've recently been corresponding through FB and wah, this fella's now a phd holder and still as mad about cycling as ever haha...
Singapore is real small...
And yes, it's nice to know people still remember who you are....even after so long...
Grouchy Bear
Jason says:
saw you crossing the road with a sulky face this morning...like the whole world owe you money. Haa haaa....
~shell~ ...带我走到遥远的以后... says:
haha morning mah! Not fully awake yet...;p
Jason says:
if i don't know you, would have the impression of you being a scary and angry looking gal
~shell~ ...带我走到遥远的以后... says:
hahaha....har? really ah? opps...ok, will try to be more awake next time lol...
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Ok..I am very grouchy in the mornings...'nuff said. haa
Monday, January 05, 2009
Come to think of it
Is my sub-consciousness trying to tell me I should have read English Literature last time instead of studying Marketing? Hahha...
Some dream analysis below
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To dream about looking for a classroom:
Suggests that you need to expand your knowledge and learning
To dream that you are in school:
Signifies feelings of childhood insecurity and inadequacies that have never been resolved. It may relate to performance and anxieties.
To dream about anxiety:
A reflection of what you may be facing in your waking life. You may have repressed thoughts, unexpressed emotions, resentment or hostility which are triggering anxiety in your dreams.
To dream about being in distress:
Represents worries and unhappiness in your waking life. But things will turn out better than expected. You will find that your worries are unfounded. Your dream may be telling you to lighten up.
To dream of a teacher:
Signifies you are seeking advice, guidance or knowledge.
To dream you are late:
Shows you are fearful of change and are ambivalent about seizing opportunities. You may feel unready, unsupported or unworthy in your current circumstances. Or you may be overwhelmed or conflicted with decisions on your future.
Some dream analysis below
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To dream about looking for a classroom:
Suggests that you need to expand your knowledge and learning
To dream that you are in school:
Signifies feelings of childhood insecurity and inadequacies that have never been resolved. It may relate to performance and anxieties.
To dream about anxiety:
A reflection of what you may be facing in your waking life. You may have repressed thoughts, unexpressed emotions, resentment or hostility which are triggering anxiety in your dreams.
To dream about being in distress:
Represents worries and unhappiness in your waking life. But things will turn out better than expected. You will find that your worries are unfounded. Your dream may be telling you to lighten up.
To dream of a teacher:
Signifies you are seeking advice, guidance or knowledge.
To dream you are late:
Shows you are fearful of change and are ambivalent about seizing opportunities. You may feel unready, unsupported or unworthy in your current circumstances. Or you may be overwhelmed or conflicted with decisions on your future.
I Dreamt
It was either Saturday night or Sunday night.
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I was in my 2nd year of uni education. In NTU.
It was the first day of school and I had a lecture cum tutorial. It was English Literature.
And I had to go to one of the rooms in the South Spine. (In NTU, there really is a South Spine block)
I reached South Spine early enough. But I couldn't find the room. I kept walking in circles.
I kept climbing up and down the stairs, from ground floor to fourth floor and then back down again. To no avail.
I couldn't find the room and I was desperate. There were a handful of others around but they somehow ignored me. I kept walking and running around. I was sweaty and "kancheong" at being very late. I was nervous and jittery.
And then finally somehow, I managed to find the room. It was on the thirs floor, in a corner where I walked past many times. I remember thinking to myself in the dream...it's impossible, I walked past that room so many times and it was labelled as the classroom which I was supposed to be in!!
Nevertheless, I brushed aside my uncertainties and went into the room. It turned out to be a huge lecture hall...lots of chairs with those tables which you can flip open or fold in and keep it.
The lecture was already midway through and it was a Caucasian who was speaking. A bearded man...not very tall..dressed in a light blue long-sleeved shirt and black pants. He had on a headset with a mike.....much like what those outdoor salesmen wear when they are doing a demonstration with a cooking pot or something..
Surprisingly, there were lots of bags around on the seats. Most were opened, like as if someone had taken their pencil cases and books out of them and just left the bags there on the seats...
But I could only see a few students sparsely populating the seats. Much less students than there were bags. Some of the students were just sitting and staring at the lecturer. Some were busy taking notes...Others, wel..I could see their bags, but I couldn't see them at all....
I remember thinking also....why can't I hear him speaking?? Him as in the lecturer...I can see his OHP notes..but I can't hear him??!!
And then...
The dream ended....:(
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I was in my 2nd year of uni education. In NTU.
It was the first day of school and I had a lecture cum tutorial. It was English Literature.
And I had to go to one of the rooms in the South Spine. (In NTU, there really is a South Spine block)
I reached South Spine early enough. But I couldn't find the room. I kept walking in circles.
I kept climbing up and down the stairs, from ground floor to fourth floor and then back down again. To no avail.
I couldn't find the room and I was desperate. There were a handful of others around but they somehow ignored me. I kept walking and running around. I was sweaty and "kancheong" at being very late. I was nervous and jittery.
And then finally somehow, I managed to find the room. It was on the thirs floor, in a corner where I walked past many times. I remember thinking to myself in the dream...it's impossible, I walked past that room so many times and it was labelled as the classroom which I was supposed to be in!!
Nevertheless, I brushed aside my uncertainties and went into the room. It turned out to be a huge lecture hall...lots of chairs with those tables which you can flip open or fold in and keep it.
The lecture was already midway through and it was a Caucasian who was speaking. A bearded man...not very tall..dressed in a light blue long-sleeved shirt and black pants. He had on a headset with a mike.....much like what those outdoor salesmen wear when they are doing a demonstration with a cooking pot or something..
Surprisingly, there were lots of bags around on the seats. Most were opened, like as if someone had taken their pencil cases and books out of them and just left the bags there on the seats...
But I could only see a few students sparsely populating the seats. Much less students than there were bags. Some of the students were just sitting and staring at the lecturer. Some were busy taking notes...Others, wel..I could see their bags, but I couldn't see them at all....
I remember thinking also....why can't I hear him speaking?? Him as in the lecturer...I can see his OHP notes..but I can't hear him??!!
And then...
The dream ended....:(
Fidelity
I was on a very long bus journey from Tanjong Pagar to Tampines this evening..Bus No 10.
I sat at a window seat, stared outside and thoughts flowed..although they were jumbled up at times..
I think I've mentioned it umpteen times before...
It's like as if there's no sanctity in marriage anymore. And if there's shrinking sanctity in marriage...there's close to zilch in a relationship between two unmarried people?
Sounds depressing? I dunno, maybe.
Getting harder to trust people these days? I dunno maybe.
Getting harder to trust your partner these days? I dunno, maybe.
I thought about a few years back when a married man tried to get me to go Punggol Park with him. We were both high on drinks, and he was fetching me home. Tried to drive me to Punggol Park instead. Heng I still had my wits about me and INSISTED he drive me home immediately.
Thank God I could recognise the correct route home..
I thought about some of my friends who snuck out for desserts even after having chosen their main courses. Sure some of them decided that desserts were not healthy and just stuck to their main courses after that. Others however decided they liked it so much they're still having desserts even after a few years of marriage.
I thought about the time I was hit upon by a married guy and the few times by another dimwit who was already attached.
I thought about the few times I was hit upon by those who knew I was attached.
And I thought hard about the question someone posed me this morning.
For the first time in my life. Some fella asked me to go to a hotel with him.
WTF? Seriously WTF? Nabeh, do I seem like some cheap wh*re? He even asked me "why not?"
Sheesh..I might be liberal in certain ways...but I seriously do have my own limits as well.
And this fella's attached, well sort of I think. To a girl who thinks they're together but according to him, they're not.
Wah lau eh. I seriously didn't know what to make of it. Guess there's always a first time.
Though I hope it's the last time someone makes such a proposition to me.
I didn't mention this incident to the man. No need to.
I won't deny friendship to this fella even after this incident.
But I guess I'll keep a certain distance as well. I don't want no mess.
I sat at a window seat, stared outside and thoughts flowed..although they were jumbled up at times..
I think I've mentioned it umpteen times before...
It's like as if there's no sanctity in marriage anymore. And if there's shrinking sanctity in marriage...there's close to zilch in a relationship between two unmarried people?
Sounds depressing? I dunno, maybe.
Getting harder to trust people these days? I dunno maybe.
Getting harder to trust your partner these days? I dunno, maybe.
I thought about a few years back when a married man tried to get me to go Punggol Park with him. We were both high on drinks, and he was fetching me home. Tried to drive me to Punggol Park instead. Heng I still had my wits about me and INSISTED he drive me home immediately.
Thank God I could recognise the correct route home..
I thought about some of my friends who snuck out for desserts even after having chosen their main courses. Sure some of them decided that desserts were not healthy and just stuck to their main courses after that. Others however decided they liked it so much they're still having desserts even after a few years of marriage.
I thought about the time I was hit upon by a married guy and the few times by another dimwit who was already attached.
I thought about the few times I was hit upon by those who knew I was attached.
And I thought hard about the question someone posed me this morning.
For the first time in my life. Some fella asked me to go to a hotel with him.
WTF? Seriously WTF? Nabeh, do I seem like some cheap wh*re? He even asked me "why not?"
Sheesh..I might be liberal in certain ways...but I seriously do have my own limits as well.
And this fella's attached, well sort of I think. To a girl who thinks they're together but according to him, they're not.
Wah lau eh. I seriously didn't know what to make of it. Guess there's always a first time.
Though I hope it's the last time someone makes such a proposition to me.
I didn't mention this incident to the man. No need to.
I won't deny friendship to this fella even after this incident.
But I guess I'll keep a certain distance as well. I don't want no mess.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
I just can't get you outta my head
So sings Kylie Minogue...
The more you try to get something out of your head.
The more it stubbornly refuses to go.
The more it sinks its roots in.
And the more you feel distressed.
Daniel is reminding me everyday with a "Get a grip"
PQ is reminding me too with her "Control"
And I remind myself everyday with my own "Focus"
Is the conscious act of reminding oneself not to think about something the very cause of you still thinking about that something?
I think so.
But if so.
Then how do I get myself to stop thinking about that something without all the time consciously reminding myself not to think about it?
How do I do it? It's distressing and very baffling for me.
C'est tres difficile..
Comment je te prend sortir de ma tete???
The more you try to get something out of your head.
The more it stubbornly refuses to go.
The more it sinks its roots in.
And the more you feel distressed.
Daniel is reminding me everyday with a "Get a grip"
PQ is reminding me too with her "Control"
And I remind myself everyday with my own "Focus"
Is the conscious act of reminding oneself not to think about something the very cause of you still thinking about that something?
I think so.
But if so.
Then how do I get myself to stop thinking about that something without all the time consciously reminding myself not to think about it?
How do I do it? It's distressing and very baffling for me.
C'est tres difficile..
Comment je te prend sortir de ma tete???
I'm pretty tired
Physically..
Ran about 4 times this week..Monday & Thursday were around my home area...
Yesterday i.e. Saturday was at East Cost Park with the man...about 2.4km...
And today again...at East Coast Park..
It was a Kangoo session today though...half ran, half walked for quite a distance..
Didn't get a chance to gauge how far I ran though..
But it was tiring enough..I think I'll just rest for the next 3-4 days...
The body needs recuperation time lol..
Mentally...
Had about of crying last night..over what issue I shall not mention..
Think I'm a little messed up...sigh...
And so yeah, I'm tired..
Mentally & Physically...
Ran about 4 times this week..Monday & Thursday were around my home area...
Yesterday i.e. Saturday was at East Cost Park with the man...about 2.4km...
And today again...at East Coast Park..
It was a Kangoo session today though...half ran, half walked for quite a distance..
Didn't get a chance to gauge how far I ran though..
But it was tiring enough..I think I'll just rest for the next 3-4 days...
The body needs recuperation time lol..
Mentally...
Had about of crying last night..over what issue I shall not mention..
Think I'm a little messed up...sigh...
And so yeah, I'm tired..
Mentally & Physically...
Thursday, January 01, 2009
I'm in Love With...
- Slow Jogs (both figuratively and literally)
- Donnie Yen & Qi Yiwu
- Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours"
- Natural earthy coloured eyeshadows
- Day-dreaming
- Munching sweets
- Jay Chou's songs
- Sweet Talk's Ice Red Bean with Corn
- Tubes & Dresses
- Dumbbells & Resistance Bands
- Lychee Martini
- Timbre @ Arts House
- Chicken Wings
- Kanye West's "Love Lockdown"
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
A spark in the brain produces this
There are obligations and there are closed secrets
~ a quote from yours truly
Somehow popped up during one of MSN conversations with Chloe haha..
Monday, December 29, 2008
Affections
Was having a conversation with Bro Kel this morning...to afternoon. And this topic came up.
Those who know me well enough will probably know I'm an affectionate person...
No that doesn't sound correct. More like I'm a person who likes & enjoys physical affection?
I'm a "touch" person. Physical touch.
And when it comes with spontaneity, it adds up to be all the more magical ain't it?
Those who know me well enough will probably know I'm an affectionate person...
No that doesn't sound correct. More like I'm a person who likes & enjoys physical affection?
I'm a "touch" person. Physical touch.
And when it comes with spontaneity, it adds up to be all the more magical ain't it?
- caress my hair
- give me a surprise hug
- brush my cheek
- kiss my ear
- touch my arm
- play with my fingers
- kiss my forehead
- whisper something to me that only I can understand
- steal a kiss from me when no one's looking
- stroke my palm
- tap my thigh
- nibble my lips
- blow me a smooch
- drape your arm around me
Sometimes yearning doesn't bring you what you want.
Sometimes taking the initiative might not bring you what you need too.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Blaaayyyy-ding
I have finally signed up for blading classes.
The only sucky thing now is...How am I gonna find an excuse to go out of the house every Sunday now?
The two old folks are very very against blading and I do not wish to repeat the huge confrontation we had in 2006 over the subject of blading...
Sigh oh well.
See how it goes...
$88 a month unlimited sessions. Inline Culture.
At both Pasir Ris & ECP.
The only sucky thing now is...How am I gonna find an excuse to go out of the house every Sunday now?
The two old folks are very very against blading and I do not wish to repeat the huge confrontation we had in 2006 over the subject of blading...
Sigh oh well.
See how it goes...
$88 a month unlimited sessions. Inline Culture.
At both Pasir Ris & ECP.
Of Gifts and Pressies
Hmm..85% of the gifts I received this year were cosmetics/body care/facial care products...
- 1 body lotion from O2
- 1 liquid eyeliner from dunno where..
- 1 mascara from Maybelline
- 1 body wash from Bath & BodyWorks
- 1 box of Kose face masks
- 1 face moisturiser from Biotherm
- 1 box of 6 mini fragrances from Bodyshop
- 2 nail polish from O2
- 3 eyeshadows, 2 from Clinique, 1 from Bodyshop
Hmmmm...
I hope this does not signify anything...
Have I been vain? Or have I been quite clueless about things that people decided to give me lotsa such stuff? ahha...
Thursday, December 25, 2008
The Two Logs
They met on a day when the woodcutter yelled "Timber".
So different and so alike in so many ways.
They became good friends.
"One heart, one soul!" They exclaimed.
They set off on a journey together.
Off into the high seas, floating towards the horizon, bobbing.
Bark against bark, skin against skin, length against length.
"Never apart" They squealed.
Expectant, excited, eager.
Rain and sunshine. Wind and moonlight.
Two logs and one direction.
"What's ahead for us?" They asked.
Days passed. Vestiges of time.
Months passed. Sinews of trudge.
Years passed. Synapses of thought.
"What will become of us?" They silently wondered.
The currents worked. And worked.
Bark no longer against bark, skin no longer against skin, length no longer against length.
Drift. Drift. Drift.
"Don't go!" The first log shouted.
The second log was getting further away.
Bobbing slowly. But still too far away.
Two logs and two directions.
"Don't leave me! We made a promise!" The first log said.
Floating.
Drifting.
Bobbing.
"What will be?" They each silently pondered.
So different and so alike in so many ways.
They became good friends.
"One heart, one soul!" They exclaimed.
They set off on a journey together.
Off into the high seas, floating towards the horizon, bobbing.
Bark against bark, skin against skin, length against length.
"Never apart" They squealed.
Expectant, excited, eager.
Rain and sunshine. Wind and moonlight.
Two logs and one direction.
"What's ahead for us?" They asked.
Days passed. Vestiges of time.
Months passed. Sinews of trudge.
Years passed. Synapses of thought.
"What will become of us?" They silently wondered.
The currents worked. And worked.
Bark no longer against bark, skin no longer against skin, length no longer against length.
Drift. Drift. Drift.
"Don't go!" The first log shouted.
The second log was getting further away.
Bobbing slowly. But still too far away.
Two logs and two directions.
"Don't leave me! We made a promise!" The first log said.
Floating.
Drifting.
Bobbing.
"What will be?" They each silently pondered.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday Evening
Oh it was a lovely time yesterday evening...
Another BBQ session at Ginger's place.
Probably the last one we'll ever have before her place goes enbloc in April next year.
Cosy affair...with the usual peeps..Sashi, Ginger, myself, Lydia & Tricia.
And then voila!! Selin turned up at 8-plus!
Haha, apparently she was to be our "guest star" of the night...
After having MIA-ed for the longest time, she turned up amidst loud gasps and screams from all of us...lol...
Ginger apparently had a "brilliant" idea to keep us all in the dark and let Selin's appearance be a surprise for us all... haha..
Ee Hong didn't manage to turn up though...
(eh, u ok? Hope work is not getting you down yah..and hope your back is doing good...)
Lots of satay, chicken wings, otah and fishballs...
But damn, they are all darn small eaters.
I was the only one still eating, gorging and going strong when they had all stopped and were sipping green tea lol...
An enactment:-
Ginger: Eh, I think I'm full already...
Me: HAR?? I think my engine just got started leh! Wah Lau!!
The usual banter
The usual crappy nonsense from Sashi
The usual whines & complaints
The usual "quarrels" between Sashi & Ginger
The usual roundtable updates from everyone (except Sashi who came late)...
And oh yah, we had an usual guest who joined us last night...
A little brown mole was scavenging around the place...made off with a bite of a fishball which fell to the floor (and was left there... haha...)
Let's hope the next gathering will have full attendance?
p/s: One very PROUD fact = I STARTED THE FIRE!!!! hahahaha...I am now officially the firestarter for future BBQs lol...
Another BBQ session at Ginger's place.
Probably the last one we'll ever have before her place goes enbloc in April next year.
Cosy affair...with the usual peeps..Sashi, Ginger, myself, Lydia & Tricia.
And then voila!! Selin turned up at 8-plus!
Haha, apparently she was to be our "guest star" of the night...
After having MIA-ed for the longest time, she turned up amidst loud gasps and screams from all of us...lol...
Ginger apparently had a "brilliant" idea to keep us all in the dark and let Selin's appearance be a surprise for us all... haha..
Ee Hong didn't manage to turn up though...
(eh, u ok? Hope work is not getting you down yah..and hope your back is doing good...)
Lots of satay, chicken wings, otah and fishballs...
But damn, they are all darn small eaters.
I was the only one still eating, gorging and going strong when they had all stopped and were sipping green tea lol...
An enactment:-
Ginger: Eh, I think I'm full already...
Me: HAR?? I think my engine just got started leh! Wah Lau!!
The usual banter
The usual crappy nonsense from Sashi
The usual whines & complaints
The usual "quarrels" between Sashi & Ginger
The usual roundtable updates from everyone (except Sashi who came late)...
And oh yah, we had an usual guest who joined us last night...
A little brown mole was scavenging around the place...made off with a bite of a fishball which fell to the floor (and was left there... haha...)
Let's hope the next gathering will have full attendance?
p/s: One very PROUD fact = I STARTED THE FIRE!!!! hahahaha...I am now officially the firestarter for future BBQs lol...
Sunday, December 21, 2008
I is tired~!!
I went to bed at 3am last night...Woke at 10am this morning...
And was promptly subjected to domestic slavery by the mother.
Scrubbed the floor with chlorox...at least half of the house I think...
Made my poor eyes a little teary...
Wiped the floor after that...
Popped by ECP after lunch...had some chicken wings and then took a very long walk...close to 3km or more...
Sigh long story, we were supposed to go kayaking but we got our directions wrong..
Me, PQ & her ex-colleague Cecilia...
So 3 ladies with no car, we ended up walking..from the chalet area to McDonald's...
Finally we bought a mat and decided to find a spot and just tan there...
But it was a little strange..It was my virgin time tanning at ECP...piangzz...
I mean stripping down to your bikini in front of Malay families was just plain weird...
Anyway, bochup...I plopped myself down and took a nap.....
Lovely seabreeze, lovely sounds of waves hitting the shoreline...
It was 5-plus when we decided to walk on again...and so we trudged.....from McDonald's to the Big Splash area...That was prolly 3km or more again?
Anyhow, plonked ourselves at Old Town and had drinks and snacks...
Took a short walk at a Car Boot Sale that was happening there...
And then parted ways...
Finally reached home...
And had a jog...a slow and steady one...I ran 2.4km today...
And I'm happy about it...A few months back I could only do half of that I think lol...
*beams*
My next run will be on Tuesday evening...Hope to reach my goal before end of the year..
Errr....which leaves me with very little time...Ganbatte...
And was promptly subjected to domestic slavery by the mother.
Scrubbed the floor with chlorox...at least half of the house I think...
Made my poor eyes a little teary...
Wiped the floor after that...
Popped by ECP after lunch...had some chicken wings and then took a very long walk...close to 3km or more...
Sigh long story, we were supposed to go kayaking but we got our directions wrong..
Me, PQ & her ex-colleague Cecilia...
So 3 ladies with no car, we ended up walking..from the chalet area to McDonald's...
Finally we bought a mat and decided to find a spot and just tan there...
But it was a little strange..It was my virgin time tanning at ECP...piangzz...
I mean stripping down to your bikini in front of Malay families was just plain weird...
Anyway, bochup...I plopped myself down and took a nap.....
Lovely seabreeze, lovely sounds of waves hitting the shoreline...
It was 5-plus when we decided to walk on again...and so we trudged.....from McDonald's to the Big Splash area...That was prolly 3km or more again?
Anyhow, plonked ourselves at Old Town and had drinks and snacks...
Took a short walk at a Car Boot Sale that was happening there...
And then parted ways...
Finally reached home...
And had a jog...a slow and steady one...I ran 2.4km today...
And I'm happy about it...A few months back I could only do half of that I think lol...
*beams*
My next run will be on Tuesday evening...Hope to reach my goal before end of the year..
Errr....which leaves me with very little time...Ganbatte...
It was Eugene's wedding dinner last night..:)
Intimate cosy affair at the Grand Plaza Park Hotel...the one behind Peninsula Plaza..
Tables were placed close to each other...I kinda like it this way..More cosy...
Interesting point was that there was oatmeal prawns on the menu lol..
We took lots of pics..am oending receipt of them from PQ.
But errr...as we came to realise later...we didn't take a single photo with the couple using our own camera...hmm mm....;p
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I ate alot last night. Alot.
I ate every single dish at the wedding. And finished the carbo dish (which happened to be fried mee sua) as well.
When me, TH & PQ adjourned to Timbre later on...I had pizza there...lol.
I think my tummy's decided to exact some form of revenge after I subjected it to a fish, macaroni and porridge diet during that bout of "stomach spoil" episode 2 weeks ago...
And ate alot today again..hmm mm...;p
Which reminds me, I'm still hungry after that big bowl of bee tai bak at 8pm...
Hmm mm...shall go munch on some cereal...:)
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It was nice at Timbre yesterday...
Nice songs, lovely music...
And there was a cool breeze throughout the night...we went mad taking pics...of ourselves, of the food...of the Singapore river...
Oh, I love my friends lol..
And I was good. I didn't take a single drop of alcohol while at Timbre...;p
I ordered a fruit punch...(Ally, proud of me or not??? hahahhaa....)
But the temptation was great man....could only stare at the lychee martini the girl next door ordered haha...grrrr.....
Me & TH each tried to dedicate a song..to no avail....they didn't sing it..maybe we wrote in too late hhaa..He chose "Moon River" and I chose "More Than Words".
My jaw dropped when I saw him write that song down. I absolutely didn't expect that from him man...;p
p/s: Raffles Place and City Hall look gorgeous at 2am in the morning...
Intimate cosy affair at the Grand Plaza Park Hotel...the one behind Peninsula Plaza..
Tables were placed close to each other...I kinda like it this way..More cosy...
Interesting point was that there was oatmeal prawns on the menu lol..
We took lots of pics..am oending receipt of them from PQ.
But errr...as we came to realise later...we didn't take a single photo with the couple using our own camera...hmm mm....;p
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I ate alot last night. Alot.
I ate every single dish at the wedding. And finished the carbo dish (which happened to be fried mee sua) as well.
When me, TH & PQ adjourned to Timbre later on...I had pizza there...lol.
I think my tummy's decided to exact some form of revenge after I subjected it to a fish, macaroni and porridge diet during that bout of "stomach spoil" episode 2 weeks ago...
And ate alot today again..hmm mm...;p
Which reminds me, I'm still hungry after that big bowl of bee tai bak at 8pm...
Hmm mm...shall go munch on some cereal...:)
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It was nice at Timbre yesterday...
Nice songs, lovely music...
And there was a cool breeze throughout the night...we went mad taking pics...of ourselves, of the food...of the Singapore river...
Oh, I love my friends lol..
And I was good. I didn't take a single drop of alcohol while at Timbre...;p
I ordered a fruit punch...(Ally, proud of me or not??? hahahhaa....)
But the temptation was great man....could only stare at the lychee martini the girl next door ordered haha...grrrr.....
Me & TH each tried to dedicate a song..to no avail....they didn't sing it..maybe we wrote in too late hhaa..He chose "Moon River" and I chose "More Than Words".
My jaw dropped when I saw him write that song down. I absolutely didn't expect that from him man...;p
p/s: Raffles Place and City Hall look gorgeous at 2am in the morning...
Saturday, December 20, 2008
My Friday night
Daniel.
My uber buddy, my pal, my gossip kaki, my talk rot friend, my ex-sentosa tanning partner...
This is the second consecutive Friday that I'm hanging out with him cos we both had no dates...
It's like as if we're each other's part-time lovers haha...
He made me wait for him again. For 45 mins...I swear I felt like slaughtering him.
Tonight's meal was at Pasta Fresca at Cuppage Terrace...
They did a good job of revamping the place...:)
Food was good...Salmon pasta and Seafood Pizza...
Service was excellent but the wait for the food was long....
And the starter we ordered was a total rip-off...Sauteed mushrooms...
What came was button mushrooms...a little bunch of them...sitting on a few leaves of lettuce and surrounded by chopped tomatoes...
$12. X-I-A-O.
I think I can make a similar but tastier starter for less than $5 lor...*rolls eyes*
Anyway, total bill came up to $56...
Adjourned to TCC for drinks and dessert thereafter...
Where we sat, daydreaming about business ventures and possible business franchises we could do...Gossiping about other things...Talking about his work...
For the most part, he talked and I listened...I dunno why, I like listening...
Sometimes talking makes my mouth and jaw muscles feel tired lol...
Till the next time me and him meet again..:)
My uber buddy, my pal, my gossip kaki, my talk rot friend, my ex-sentosa tanning partner...
This is the second consecutive Friday that I'm hanging out with him cos we both had no dates...
It's like as if we're each other's part-time lovers haha...
He made me wait for him again. For 45 mins...I swear I felt like slaughtering him.
Tonight's meal was at Pasta Fresca at Cuppage Terrace...
They did a good job of revamping the place...:)
Food was good...Salmon pasta and Seafood Pizza...
Service was excellent but the wait for the food was long....
And the starter we ordered was a total rip-off...Sauteed mushrooms...
What came was button mushrooms...a little bunch of them...sitting on a few leaves of lettuce and surrounded by chopped tomatoes...
$12. X-I-A-O.
I think I can make a similar but tastier starter for less than $5 lor...*rolls eyes*
Anyway, total bill came up to $56...
Adjourned to TCC for drinks and dessert thereafter...
Where we sat, daydreaming about business ventures and possible business franchises we could do...Gossiping about other things...Talking about his work...
For the most part, he talked and I listened...I dunno why, I like listening...
Sometimes talking makes my mouth and jaw muscles feel tired lol...
Till the next time me and him meet again..:)
From me to me...
Dear Shell,
Don't think about the what ifs, maybes, could bes, could have beens and whys...
Think about the what is and now is...Focus on the what will be and what you want to do to make it be...
You'll be less confused that way...and I think you will be happier too...
Give it some thought ya. Catch you soon again.
Hugzzz,
Shell
Don't think about the what ifs, maybes, could bes, could have beens and whys...
Think about the what is and now is...Focus on the what will be and what you want to do to make it be...
You'll be less confused that way...and I think you will be happier too...
Give it some thought ya. Catch you soon again.
Hugzzz,
Shell
hmmm....
Qu'est-ce que tu me vois comme?
J'ai ete penser depuis quelques jours...
Je ne peut pas t'enleve de ma tete...
Le musique
I think I have a very varied taste in music...
People listen to various genres of music and have their preferred choices...
For me, I think I listen to anything...
Anything which gets through to me at the emotional level...
Anything which gets me grooving and tapping my feet...
And anything which which my heart can feel and my mind can take...
Lol...I was scrolling through my Ipod earlier on...
And I had Chinese, English, Jap, Korean in it...
I had hip hop, soft rock, opera, classical, piano in it...
I also had pop, jazz, rap, retro, instrumental in it...
It's so me...:) So mambo-jambo..
So rojak...A mixture of everything...
A little bit here, a little bit there...:)
The only thing I do not have at the moment is dance...
Trance is not for me yet...but dance is nice...
Soon perhaps...soon my ipod will have those in as well...haha
People listen to various genres of music and have their preferred choices...
For me, I think I listen to anything...
Anything which gets through to me at the emotional level...
Anything which gets me grooving and tapping my feet...
And anything which which my heart can feel and my mind can take...
Lol...I was scrolling through my Ipod earlier on...
And I had Chinese, English, Jap, Korean in it...
I had hip hop, soft rock, opera, classical, piano in it...
I also had pop, jazz, rap, retro, instrumental in it...
It's so me...:) So mambo-jambo..
So rojak...A mixture of everything...
A little bit here, a little bit there...:)
The only thing I do not have at the moment is dance...
Trance is not for me yet...but dance is nice...
Soon perhaps...soon my ipod will have those in as well...haha
Il Divo & Music Establishment
I bought Il Divo yesterday. Their 4th album.
Went to Music Establishment at Suntec Level 2 to get it...
And then in the afternoon, Enigma MSN-ed me to tel lme he got the CD for me...as a xmas gift..
Gosh, so coincidental..I sort of rejected his gift...
I said "Since you like Il Divo too, why don't you keep it for yourself?"
And then he said "C'est impoli pour refuser un cadeau"...
Which translates to "It's impolite to refuse a gift..."
Sigh, and so...I had to go back to Music Establishment to exchange the CD for another one.
I ended up with Andrea Bocelli's Incanto.
His latest Italian opera album...Haven't quite listened to it yet...but I'm apprehensive about it lol...
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Music Esatablishment is cool..way cool....
Do visit the store if you have the time.
Great collection of classic CDs...lots of focus on the non-mainstrem music...which I like...
Lots of jazz, oldies, opera, orchestras, choirs, bossa nova...yada yada...
But prices are abit high though..
They also carry the whole High Society series...which has...
Very very chic packaging..
Very very good collection of songs...
And very very expensive prices lol.....
But I might go back there to look see look see again..hehe..
Uber cool place!
Went to Music Establishment at Suntec Level 2 to get it...
And then in the afternoon, Enigma MSN-ed me to tel lme he got the CD for me...as a xmas gift..
Gosh, so coincidental..I sort of rejected his gift...
I said "Since you like Il Divo too, why don't you keep it for yourself?"
And then he said "C'est impoli pour refuser un cadeau"...
Which translates to "It's impolite to refuse a gift..."
Sigh, and so...I had to go back to Music Establishment to exchange the CD for another one.
I ended up with Andrea Bocelli's Incanto.
His latest Italian opera album...Haven't quite listened to it yet...but I'm apprehensive about it lol...
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Music Esatablishment is cool..way cool....
Do visit the store if you have the time.
Great collection of classic CDs...lots of focus on the non-mainstrem music...which I like...
Lots of jazz, oldies, opera, orchestras, choirs, bossa nova...yada yada...
But prices are abit high though..
They also carry the whole High Society series...which has...
Very very chic packaging..
Very very good collection of songs...
And very very expensive prices lol.....
But I might go back there to look see look see again..hehe..
Uber cool place!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Sticky Sticky
I finally popped by Kristin's shop just now...
Lovely space at the basement of Central.....very near one of the MRT exits...
Do visit the shop if you can..:) It's called Sticky.
It's a sweets shop...and they make the sweets right in front of you...
Jamie (Kris' husband) was busy making banana flavoured sweets together with one of their staff when me & ahboy visited them...heh, gave us some of the samples to munch on..quite interesting..
But it was a little embarrassing when she passed me a pack of sweets which cost $8.90...and refused to take any $$ from me...wah lau, it was really abit paiseh...haha..
For those interested, they do corporate gifts and wedding favours as well...
www.sticky.com.sg
Lovely space at the basement of Central.....very near one of the MRT exits...
Do visit the shop if you can..:) It's called Sticky.
It's a sweets shop...and they make the sweets right in front of you...
Jamie (Kris' husband) was busy making banana flavoured sweets together with one of their staff when me & ahboy visited them...heh, gave us some of the samples to munch on..quite interesting..
But it was a little embarrassing when she passed me a pack of sweets which cost $8.90...and refused to take any $$ from me...wah lau, it was really abit paiseh...haha..
For those interested, they do corporate gifts and wedding favours as well...
www.sticky.com.sg
Guys & Us
I told Chloe this morning that I did a little analysis on my own.
No empirical evidence or anything, just pure plain old observation on my own part.
Observation of her, of myself, of some of my other girl friends who get along well with guys and people in general.
Chloe & I get along good with people. We both have a fair amount of close guy friends, perhaps more than girl friends even? And I think for the most part, guys do find it easy to talk to us.
So the perenial question is how come and why?
Perhaps it’s due to the fact that we’re good listeners and we’re chin chye easy-going peeps?
She said, “We’re non-judgemental..” Hmm…I agree. Maybe...maybe to a certain extent haha…
We are frank when the situation calls for it and we don’t dawdle too much with them. Perhaps it’s also because we’re also more liberal…and our minds are open and accepting.
The above traits are what I term as male character attributes....So maybe that’s why they find it easier to talk to us about various things under the sun? Be it crapping or serious confidential stuff hahaha…
Wish I had a sociologist or psychologist as a friend...Then maybe he/she can shed some light on this...haha
Lol…I’ve neglected my work..Ok, I shall go back to work right now…;p
No empirical evidence or anything, just pure plain old observation on my own part.
Observation of her, of myself, of some of my other girl friends who get along well with guys and people in general.
Chloe & I get along good with people. We both have a fair amount of close guy friends, perhaps more than girl friends even? And I think for the most part, guys do find it easy to talk to us.
So the perenial question is how come and why?
Perhaps it’s due to the fact that we’re good listeners and we’re chin chye easy-going peeps?
She said, “We’re non-judgemental..” Hmm…I agree. Maybe...maybe to a certain extent haha…
We are frank when the situation calls for it and we don’t dawdle too much with them. Perhaps it’s also because we’re also more liberal…and our minds are open and accepting.
The above traits are what I term as male character attributes....So maybe that’s why they find it easier to talk to us about various things under the sun? Be it crapping or serious confidential stuff hahaha…
Wish I had a sociologist or psychologist as a friend...Then maybe he/she can shed some light on this...haha
Lol…I’ve neglected my work..Ok, I shall go back to work right now…;p
Blossom Under Repression
Chloe: I realise you’re really liberal
Me: Har???
That statement from Chloe just popped up out of the blue lol…a little flashing orange box at the bottom of my laptop screen…
It caught me off guard but I must say it gave me a very enjoyable respite in the dull lull of the afternoon. A little piece of bright shiny light in the dreary afternoon ahhaha….
Hahahahhaa…and so the conversation ensued. About how we’re liberal and accepting for the most part. If some of our friends knew about some of our details…they might be seeing us in a very very different light?
I asked her. How come we’re liberal?
Especially when her dad and my dad were in the teaching profession. My dad was a strict discipline teacher in his school. Hers was a strict Chinese teacher. We both come from conservative strict families with naggy protective parents…so….how come we end up being liberal souls? Lol…
And then voila.…*lightbulb shines*
We came to a conclusion….
Bottomline is....
I think we blossomed under repression.
(Yeah babe? Haha…your fav quote of the day “Blossom under repression”…:D)
Yeah I guess sometimes, certain intentions end up producing counter effects lol…Perhas the equation works this way:
Strict/Conservative genes from Dad + Strict/Conservative genes from Mum = Liberal Daughter
Me: Har???
That statement from Chloe just popped up out of the blue lol…a little flashing orange box at the bottom of my laptop screen…
It caught me off guard but I must say it gave me a very enjoyable respite in the dull lull of the afternoon. A little piece of bright shiny light in the dreary afternoon ahhaha….
Hahahahhaa…and so the conversation ensued. About how we’re liberal and accepting for the most part. If some of our friends knew about some of our details…they might be seeing us in a very very different light?
I asked her. How come we’re liberal?
Especially when her dad and my dad were in the teaching profession. My dad was a strict discipline teacher in his school. Hers was a strict Chinese teacher. We both come from conservative strict families with naggy protective parents…so….how come we end up being liberal souls? Lol…
And then voila.…*lightbulb shines*
We came to a conclusion….
Bottomline is....
I think we blossomed under repression.
(Yeah babe? Haha…your fav quote of the day “Blossom under repression”…:D)
Yeah I guess sometimes, certain intentions end up producing counter effects lol…Perhas the equation works this way:
Strict/Conservative genes from Dad + Strict/Conservative genes from Mum = Liberal Daughter
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Oh babe I just love talking to you!!!
I can be as open as I want!!! Hahahhaa…
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
6 Degrees of Blondeness
From one of those mass emails...Enjoy...
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blondesays, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment > unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. > Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. > She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' > The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.'
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blondesays, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment > unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. > Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. > She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' > The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.'
Honkalicious
Thre I was...a sweet young thing, standing on the roadside, by the kerb...
Hair billowing in the wind...Picture perfect...
Feeling contented that it's the end of the work day...
A little smile plastered to my face...
Yeah, feeling like I can conquer the world...anytime, anyday...
And then...
*HONK HONK*
wah lau. which idiot. ignore.
*HONK HONK HONK*
wah lau. xiao. traffic is at a snarl, honk also no use right?? xiao.
*HONK HONK HONK HONK*
And now I hear a voice..."ooi!!"
I look down to see a blue car...with the front passenger window rolled halfway down
Wah lau chey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celia was in the car lol....!!!
Going to fetch her lao-gong home...
Her lao-gong works in the same office as I am..different floor only hahahhahaha
And I was just thinking of her the other day, wondering how she is...lol....
Life catches you at funny moments doesn't it?
Hair billowing in the wind...Picture perfect...
Feeling contented that it's the end of the work day...
A little smile plastered to my face...
Yeah, feeling like I can conquer the world...anytime, anyday...
And then...
*HONK HONK*
wah lau. which idiot. ignore.
*HONK HONK HONK*
wah lau. xiao. traffic is at a snarl, honk also no use right?? xiao.
*HONK HONK HONK HONK*
And now I hear a voice..."ooi!!"
I look down to see a blue car...with the front passenger window rolled halfway down
Wah lau chey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celia was in the car lol....!!!
Going to fetch her lao-gong home...
Her lao-gong works in the same office as I am..different floor only hahahhahaha
And I was just thinking of her the other day, wondering how she is...lol....
Life catches you at funny moments doesn't it?
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
W-O-M-A-N-I-S-E-R
Has anyone ever been addicted to listening to britney spears?
Shucks.
I feel like a teeny-bopper. Like a cherubic girl in puberty...
I just played her song like 3-4 times on youtube lor...!!!
I is gone case liao... ahha...
WOMANISER!!!
Darn, the song is still running in my head.....
WOOOOO!!! hahahah
Shucks.
I feel like a teeny-bopper. Like a cherubic girl in puberty...
I just played her song like 3-4 times on youtube lor...!!!
I is gone case liao... ahha...
WOMANISER!!!
Darn, the song is still running in my head.....
WOOOOO!!! hahahah
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